Backyard Bathroom

One summer, our neighborhood sewer pipe exploded. The water in our culdesac was out for the whole night. Right before it, we had Lou Malnati’s, Chicagos best deep dish, for dinner. Lou’s is Christian’s kryptonite. He eats like 6 pieces, in one sitting. Lou’s slices are HUGE, almost the size of a head, so he eats it in record timing. They also run right through him, and he gets sick to his stomach, so he really had to poo. But the water was out, which means the toilets didn’t work. Christian decided the next best thing would be pooping in the backyard, so that’s exactly what he did.