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One summer, our neighborhood sewer pipe exploded. The water in our culdesac was out for the whole night. Right before it, we had Lou Malnati’s, Chicagos best deep dish, for dinner. Lou’s is Christian’s kryptonite. He eats like 6 pieces, in one sitting. Lou’s slices are HUGE, almost the size of a head, so he…

Christian went to a local private school from first-seventh grade. He was there until the school closed due to financial reasons. Before him, me and Zeke had gone to school there, so we are very familiar with the workings of that school. One thing that was known, was that detentions, school suspensions, and expulsions were…

Christian is very into his hair. He loves to gel it so much it’ll look greasy, wash it in the sink multiple times in a day, and he loves to cut it himself. One time he shaved part of it off on the side of his head. He was trying to give himself a fade,…

Our Christmas gift last year was a trip to Mexico. It was hands down the best vacation we’ve ever had. My mom gave us each some souvenir money, and that money was all she was going to give us the whole trip. Me and Zeke both work, so the money was nice, but if we…

Christian used to have horrible balance. Even now he’s not graceful, but he used to not be able to go five steps without falling. He would trip all the time. His knees were always cracked, bleeding, and bruised, so for two years my mom had him wearing volleyball kneepads on the daily, to keep his…

So Christian goes to public school which means two things. One, he takes the bus to and from school, and two he can wear whatever he wants. The only thing my parents have him do when it comes to school clothes is pick them out the night before to help him out in the mornings.…

Christian’s favorite hobby is eating. He loves food, especially anything sugary. When we go out to eat he will be ordering the biggest plate on the menu, and he will always be the first to finish. He eats like the food is going to disappear before he can take a bite. He’s also a pig…

Christian loves wrestling, fighting, whatever. It’s his favorite thing in the whole world. He’s seen WWE live like four times. He will wrestle with anyone: Zeke, Zeke’s friends, his friends, our 6 year old cousin, and our 18-21 year old cousins. Christian can win every single fight, except against our 6 year old cousin Charlie.…