Category: Recent Christian Events

  • Favorite Course

    This is the last post for my blog. The other weekend, Christian and his friend Liam went to an adventure park with ropes courses for the day. The boys went on at least 10 different courses. My mom took them out to Culver’s on the way home, and Christian being Christian, ordered half the menu…

  • Bath and Body Theif

    This time Christian stole hand sanitizer holders from Bath and Body Works. He doesn’t own any bottles of hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works. The kleptomaniac stole three hand sanitizer cases, just for fun. When my mom found out she was fuming. She made him walk right back in to the Bath and Body…

  • Little Thief

    Zeke caught Christian snooping around his room the other day. Zeke is very strict about people being in his room. If he’s not in there no one else should be. Christian knows that, but he just doesn’t care. Zeke might be Christian’s favorite person in the whole world, all Christian wants to do is be…

  • WormπŸͺ±

    Today, Christian had an eye doctor appointment. I think more money has been spent on Christians glasses, than the Kardashians have ever spent on a vacation. First off, Christian’s eyesight is so bad he can’t see 3D, everything he sees is 2D and flat, so his prescription is expensive to fix that issue. He also…

  • No Shoe Monday

    Today, they were half way to football practice when Christian realized he left the house without shoes, and his cleats in the garage. He ended up being 10 minutes late to practice. He told me all about it when he called me earlier. He had to do a lap for every minute he was late,…

  • Sticky Fingers

    So this time Christian stole from Joann Fabrics, while he was out shopping with our mom. It was while they were waiting in the checkout line, he grabbed one of those cheap toys they have on the shelves in line and stuffed it in his pocket. He thought he was slick but the woman has…