Sticky Fingers

So this time Christian stole from Joann Fabrics, while he was out shopping with our mom. It was while they were waiting in the checkout line, he grabbed one of those cheap toys they have on the shelves in line and stuffed it in his pocket. He thought he was slick but the woman has super sight. As punishment he had to go back into the store, and tell a worker what he did. The worker wrote a slip, which was probably fake for the sake of our mother, saying that Christian is on ‘probation’. It’s always something new with him.