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Little Thief
Zeke caught Christian snooping around his room the other day. Zeke is very strict about people being in his room. If he’s not in there no one else should be. Christian knows that, but he just doesn’t care. Zeke might be Christian’s favorite person in the whole world, all Christian wants to do is be…
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Fireman Fail
A few years ago, we were hanging out at the park when Christian tried sliding down a fireman’s pole. As soon as he grabbed on, he lost his grip and fell straight to the ground. He screamed like a baby, even though he didn’t even scratch himself. It was so funny that I couldn’t stop…
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Little Ceasar’s
This was from the time Christian ate pizza from the dumpster. He used to go to our little downtown area with our other brother, Zeke, when Zeke would let him hang out with him and his friends. Christian loves making Zeke’s friends laugh, and doing dumb dares, cause he’s a dumb boy. Christian was complaining…
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Worm🪱
Today, Christian had an eye doctor appointment. I think more money has been spent on Christians glasses, than the Kardashians have ever spent on a vacation. First off, Christian’s eyesight is so bad he can’t see 3D, everything he sees is 2D and flat, so his prescription is expensive to fix that issue. He also…
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No Shoe Monday
Today, they were half way to football practice when Christian realized he left the house without shoes, and his cleats in the garage. He ended up being 10 minutes late to practice. He told me all about it when he called me earlier. He had to do a lap for every minute he was late,…
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Naughty List
This was the year Christian got coal in his stocking from ‘Santa’. In reality, it was just black licorice in a bag that said coal, but he took it to heart. Besides coal, his gifts included art sets, books, movie gift cards, and the weirdo necklace he’s wearing in the picture. He was pouting the…
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Sticky Fingers
So this time Christian stole from Joann Fabrics, while he was out shopping with our mom. It was while they were waiting in the checkout line, he grabbed one of those cheap toys they have on the shelves in line and stuffed it in his pocket. He thought he was slick but the woman has…
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The Pull-Up Incident
This time Christian broke the shower curtain rod. He was practicing pull ups using the rod, not realizing that it can’t hold more than 5 pounds. All we heard was a big boom, and my dad had to go upstairs to check and make sure he hadn’t cracked his head open. This is the fourth…
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Gas Accident
This time, Christian flipped the gas to our fireplace on before he left for school, and the fireman were there by the time he came back. When he was in the living room where the fireplace is, his pant leg got caught on the gas knob, and he didn’t notice. He accidentally flipped the gas…
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Bull in a China Shop
Our Great-Uncle Fred owns a sailboat that’s practically a houseboat, complete with its own bathroom and bedroom. We often get invited on the boat, but my dad gets really seasick, so we rarely go. When my grandmother visited, she wanted to go, so the whole family joined. It was Christian’s first time on the boat.…